For centuries, the internet has argued. History has stayed suspiciously quiet. On September 16, we're finally settling the score the only way that matters: with impossible trivia, questionable confidence, great food, and drinks strong enough to make a pirate sing sea shanties, or a ninja accidentally reveal themselves.

Are pirates the undisputed masters of chaos? Do ninjas win because you never see them coming? Is "being cooler" an actual measurable statistic? Science says no. We're ignoring science.

⚔️ Form your crew.
🥷 Assemble your clan.
🍺 Win glory, bragging rights, and prizes worthy of legends.
The only rule?
Choose wisely.
Because when the trivia starts...
...someone's walking the plank.
And someone else was never seen in the first place.

Come dressed as your chosen side or embrace pure anarchy and mix both. Eye patch? Great. Katana? Even better. Pirate hat with a ninja mask? That's the kind of unstable energy we respect.